Sweet corvette.

Didn’t the ending already get spoiled in 1977?

Roomba man. They are fantastic at keeping a general state of clean on hardwoods.

No, that was Crimea. Featuring Lord Cardigan.

He thanks God, every day, that he missed the Battle of the Bulge.

Was that a fight against the ottomans?

Okay. Why do we have ties?

That’s just what he called the area in which he fought during the First Woven War.

If someone gives you a “well, actually...” about this you are legally obligated to slap them. It’s right there in the constitution.

I’ve heard women don’t poop or fart. Have I been misled?

Wow....your response gave me flashbacks to the simpler times when I put in this comment. I ended up getting an IS 300. Then I had to sell it and move across the world. Twice.

They were closer than you might think.