Nowdays when you secretly record the villain saying something incriminating he becomes president.

That sounds like something someone from the Deep State would ask.

“extremely close to blowing up the whole deep state” - these goobers seem to get their idea of how governments fall from 80's movies where somebody secretly records a the villain saying something incriminating and then plays it for the crowd at the climax.

It’s quite simple once you wake up, sheeple! 1649 was the year of the Rump Parliament in England. What do English people like? Tea. Put a T in front of Rump, and you get Trump. What party has always supported Trump? The Tea Party. What sound does Sean’s last name end with? Tea. Also, the law can deal with shipping…

Oh the horror, imagine if the great Sean Hannity’s Twitter was silenced and he had no other means of contacting his hordes of fans other than his nationally broadcast TV show, his nationally syndicated radio show and his ridiculous book publishing deals! We cannot have “the left” and “the deep state” silencing good…

Remember back at the start, when the internet was supposed to be the best of everything, shared by the best of everybody, making the world a more connected and better place?

Keaton broke his neck during a prat-fall onto railroad tracks but it wasn’t diagnosed until years later. Keaton was a tough little bugger. When he was a toddler he was part of a prat-fall family vaudeville act so violent that child services were regularly called over fears of child abuse.

It’s well known that Thetans do not show up on X-rays.

I’ve written some screenplays for the studios. You step into one of those offices and start talking about a Buster Keaton biopic, and first of all, the guy on the other side of the desk won’t have a FUCKING CLUE who you’re talking about. Then you’ll say Keaton was a silent movie star, and they’ll think you’re out of…

Buster was a genius, and did his own stunts.

Honestly, truly, I hold them as equals, because each is doing such different things that they really compliment each other. They’re all gifted at pantomime and physical comedy, but each is committed to their own vision of American life. Lloyd is the determined go-getter who perseveres. Chaplin is the marginalized…

I think the trick is, any GOOD Keaton biopic would require an actor with chops as a stuntman. Keaton was such a physical comedian, that if the actor playing him doesn’t also have similar chops, like the ability to take a fall, it just wouldn’t work.

Lack of interest, I’d gather. The Chaplin biopic was practically preordained—wasn’t he at one point (even after the silent age) the most recognizable figure in the world? Ask 100 people, and I’d be shocked if even one knew who Keaton was (while I would bet the majority would at least know generally who Chaplin was).

IV is rather underselling the end to “College”.

This exactly. Fuck the idea that it’s somehow sexy and romantic for women to do all the work of “fixing” terrible men while dating them, putting up with their abuse and selfishness in the hopes that one day they’ll be “better.”

Right. It is not Rey’s responsibility to redeem Kylo Ren. And even if/when he does redeem himself, it’s probably ill advised for her to date him. That seems like ... a no brainer. Right? RIGHT? Were these people following EKR taking it ... seriously?

On one hand, I’m glad that people are attacking her for a different reason than the one I initially assumed. On the other hand, GET A LIFE! I especially loved the comment that tries to defend Reylo on the grounds of redemption. I mean, no shit, who doesn’t love a good redemption story? But guess what? Redemption…

I made it about halfway through this article before my eyes rolled back in my head & I blacked out for about 10 minutes. 

Yeah, Twitter keeps on still being there. Stop getting my hopes up.

Holy shit, this exactly. I’d say if this person has time to angry tweet about a fucking Star Wars parody account then they already have WAY too much time on their hands.