I don’t really want an Avengers reboot, but if there must be one, let this be it!

Tell me, when you pulled up, did you see the sign outside that said, “I anally rape underage unconscious women?”

My god. What a pairing that would be. I’m sold!

I’m not sure there is anything I wouldn’t watch if it had Idris Elba and Karen Gillan.

That’s like a fifth of trump’s wealth.

This is rather troubling. Let me illustrate my point further: I don’t like DiCaprio, don’t like Tarantino, and Manson was a monster. Let’s collectively finance Paddington Three, instead. Seriously.

To be fair, their only job really is to placate their semi-literate buffoon of a client and he loves shit like that. So. Mission accomplished!

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As a semi-relevant aside, does anyone ever get the feeling that Trump’s lawyers are not very good? That cease-and-desist letter may have been one of the most idiotic bluffs I’ve ever seen. Obviously they weren’t going to stop the book from coming out, and obviously they were only going to draw more attention to it by…

Leonardo DiCaprio IS Squeaky Fromme!

Dementia takes a very long time to kill. His dementia is likelier to kill all of us than it is just him in, say, the next 7 years.

Give a beach ball to a cow some time and you’ll understand the difference. They’ve got no control, no flair, and their balance is for shit. Seals, on the other hand...

His methods of deflection are what most of us learned to recognize around junior high.

He’s afraid of stairs.

He has had this veneer of talking about merit-based immigration. Well, being white isn’t a skill.

Note that he didn’t explicitly deny calling Haiti and others “shitholes.” He denied saying “take them out,” which I’m pretty sure wasn’t the major point of contention.

What would be the point of recording them? He would just claim that it wasn’t his voice or that Hilary altered the tape in her spare time.

If he really meant they were “poor and troubled” he would have said they were “poor and troubled” in the first place.

He would have won more points with much of his base if he had doubled down on the original statement.

You see, folks, this is exactly why Trump supporters love him; because he “tells it like it is” and “never backs down.”