That’s mighty alt-right of you, Mr. President.

He said this in front of a bipartisan group of congressional leaders. Which proves not only that he’s racist, but he is a fucking moron who may be losing what little mind he once had.

Howdy! See? The Tom Hardy signal gets fired up and like Batman you are here to save the day!

I’m still here! (Sort of) I lost my Scrawler name in the transition and I can’t get out of the fucking grays, so I hardly ever come around anymore. But I did happen to decide to pay a visit randomly just 20 minutes after this story posted. My Hardy sense must have been tingling ...

Hateitage!

[Does some cursory Googling, gasps.]

You don’t get it. This only makes her stronger. She can now attack Paul Reiser from all directions.

(pours out citronella contents of a tikkki torch in his honor)

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Helen is a great lady but she dug her own grave... what else can I say

While I’m taking a bit more of a moderate stance on this I mostly agree (not moderate on Jones fucking himself to death, because he should do that yesterday) the fact that people are saying Oprah should run are just going the opposite direction of the same horseshit that got Trump elected. Oprah would definitely do a…

It can be morbidly humorous sometimes, at least.

You obviously forgot the time Obama wore a tan suit in the Oval Office, or the time he wanted Dijon mustard on a sandwich.

Oh, Alex Jones...I’ve officially started to really wonder about him after The Majority Report ran one of his rants about lesbians that contained description of torture so weirdly graphic and detailed that I can only take it to mean Jones is either an avid serial killer himself or he has an extensive collection of…

The next president is going to be like the family that buys the 150year old house owned by the crazy cat lady. They can’t figure out where to start cleaning up the mess and the neighbors won’t let them go ahead with the total tear down.

*panting* “can’t.... Fact check... Faster than... Lies being spewed-” *passes out from exhaustion*

Looking forward to the final toilet tweet:

Hard Work = Being White

Racist wingnuts spent the entire time Obama was in the White House accusing him and his family of being lazy, entitled, and lacking class.

Spoiler alert: In some of this fan fiction, he was a rough rider in more ways than one