Bowie died two years ago.

Unless you are a police officer or Republican politician

I didn’t know Billie Jean King was Asian!

Those are some great band names, which makes me slightly regretful that we already settled on Sloppy Steve and the Stable Geniuses.

He already is. The lasting impact of the tax cuts, the Gorsuch appointment, the stacking of lower courts with insance rght-wing ideologues, another 4 (god forbid 8) years of exacerbating climate change, and, oh yea, making white supremacy and nativism mainstream and publicly acceptable again. The effects of this shit…

How is “Infinite Monkey Theorem” not on that list of weird band names? It sounds like a Prog-Rock band.

If anyone’s looking for signs that the Trump administration has come completely unraveled, this interview is a pretty strong indication that it has.

“Stephen Miller is a loser and was never a part of the administration. His work concerned mostly bringing coffee to Mike.”

A self titled genius surrounded by other self titled geniuses. No wonder this asshole is going down in flames. Here’s hoping he doesn’t take the rest along with him.

Just wait till you see Miller at 50. Here, my computer aged his photo up for us to see.

> “There’s one viewer that you care about now, and you’re being obsequious, you’re being a factotum in order to please him.”

I am not finding a Wikipedia entry on that

Sick 4-year-old, so basically everything Pixar has released the last 5-7 years.

There isn’t a comedy writer or standup out there who could come up with a better joke or phrase that undercuts Trump’s ludicrous claims of mental stability than “being, like, really smart.” This is the punchline Colbert or Trevor Noah or Sam Bee would say after immediately after playing a clip of him talking about his…

In my experience, the people who have had to tell me how smart they are or are a ‘genius” are actually among the stupidest bunch of people to ever walk the face of the earth. People who are actual geniuses tend not to have to self-validate their intelligence.

“We foooo ucked!” - The American People

And with those tweets he’s convinced me, folks. The man is an erudite scholar, far above us. Nothing more to discuss, let the demi-god grace us with his glory and we can praise him, lest he smite us with his omnipotent wrath.

kimmel also said that someone should just show him a photoshopped picture of the border wall, claiming it’s completed and totally amazing.

This is your daily reminder that you should go fuck yourself if you voted for this irredeemable oxygen thief, and jump off a cliff if you still support him.