a. What kind of coward chokes a woman?

Why do you people continue to disrespect Sebastian Gorka by refusing to use his wholly-earned title of “Nazi”? Repeat after me: Nazi Sebastian Gorka. There, now get it straight - the man hasn’t espoused hateful ideology for nothing, ya know!

Thank you Sam Seder, for having the guts to satirize Polanski’s apologists in your original tweet. I am sorry that your cowardly employer fell for a white supremacist rapist’s attempt to create controversy.  

It annoys me because it feels like some passive aggressive way of shaming me for not getting off of the couch.

IF you’re a woman, better not say that on FB. You apparently would be banned. 

NBC has really been fucking up in this arena lately. Getting scooped on the Access tape, letting Matt Lauer not only be a creep for years but letting him guide coverage about fellow creeps, not running Farrow’s Weinstein story etc etc.

He probably thought it was off the record banter with a soccer mom.

In that case, their algorithm and policy are badly flawed.

In which case they should have a human moderator review the reported posts before instituting a ban. Invoking a hatestorm of flags may be a sign the poster is doing something right.

Edith Wilson: managed to convince the country her husband Woodrow was fine despite being paralyzed down half his body from a stroke, and then proceeded to be the defacto President for the remaining 18 months of his term.

WHY hasn’t a movie been made about her?

No, Frank went home with an honorable discharge and was promoted to Lieutenant Colonel. Hawkeye was so mad he threw the phone out the door.

But everyone enjoyed the hell out of that sweet Laurel Fjord sound.

There was always some jerk declaring they were first at each new village, no one had heard of Dawes, and the locals hadn’t built up any immunity towards canceraids, so many populations were wiped out

This reminds me of all the old AV Clubbers dressing up as Vikings and raiding England. We looked great, tats, muscles and beards all very impressive, but in reality it didn’t go over as well as we had hoped.

For that, you go to @surrealDonald Trump.

Insecure narcissist and US President Donald Trump gives his Twitter login to one of his lawyers, letting that lawyer literally write whatever he likes under Trump’s name. The lawyer then uses this awesome power to address the world with the President’s own voice to implicate the President in a potential obstruction of…

It occurred to me earlier today that maybe that Trump really didn’t know about the Flynn/Russia shit, and hired Flynn only because Obama told him specifically not to.

Trump: “It wasn’t me that covfefe’d all over the internet. It was Hillary, Obama, Pocahontas, the biased, liberal media, and my lawyer!”

Only if Trump’s lawyer is as dumb as he is. I admit that is possible, but Trump’s lawyer should be telling him to shut up about all of this. Lawyers tend to not like it when their clients keep opening their mouth about things they may be investigated for. Especially in a way that leaves a permanent record.

Of course he did. I always have my lawyers write my tweets too. I’m sure we’ll fine out soon that trump has never actually tweeted in his life, doesn’t own a phone. He employs a vast army of ghost writers for his well crafted tweets