Right now, on Twitter, Trump’s doing his damnedest to get himself indicted on obstruction charges. He doesn’t need any help from ABC.

Ron Howard narration: “He was not actually doing a fine job.”

“And this is my lawyer. He’s doing a fine job. Stand up and let everyone see you. Doesn’t he look like a walrus, folks? The best walrus.”

And the billions for Trump’s kids. Think of the children!

I can hardly wait to see what they do with the findings of the Mueller investigation that show the entire Trump family (including extended family) guilty of treason.

Well, to be fair, I suspect some of them instead of merely not caring about their constituents actually hate them and hold them in utter contempt.

Oh, they know how much they are loathed at this point. Thing is that they had already decided not to give a shit as long as they have extremely wealthy donors willing to buy elections for them. They have about 40% of the public willing to vote themselves out of any hope for financial security in exchange for “owning…

It’s almost as if the Republicans were a bunch of hypocritical moralizing venal political operatives who don’t actually care about their constituents!

A brief excerpt from a text exchange with a Republican friend of mine.

But think of the private jets! Won’t anyone think of the private jets?

A reminder - the year+ process to pass the ACA, that welcomed and APPROVED some reasonable GOP amendments, that went through regular order, committees, debate, was supposedly rammed through according to conservative critics. They were still complaining about that in 2016.

Vote in every election you can. A shitty city council member can fuck your life over just as thoroughly as a shitty US president.

Considering US foreign policy is rewritten at 3am on a toilet, they should be glad of the chosen writing medium!

Oh shit - I’m watching the live feed of Cory Booker reading the whole thing out loud, page by page, slamming his palm on his desk repeatedly with frustration - I feel like I’m watching a man have a nervous breakdown!

This shit is going to get next level surreal if Jared flips. Trump will be all, “Jared? Jared who? I think I maybe saw him once years ago at a wedding but maybe not.”

It’s an embarrassment of riches, that’s for sure. I’m sticking with Turtle Man McConnell myself; he’s gotta be somewhere on the sociopath spectrum.

I have a lot of trouble settling on which one of these assholes in Congress I hate the most.

Our ability to weasel out of things is what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.

I was thinking a dual cover with Colin Kaepernick and Heather Heyer - but yours is is excellent too. I know we all tend to focus on the negatives, but on the bright side there are a lot of people out there being extraordinarily brave and standing up to injustice right now.

Lock him up! Lock h— oh, they’re going to? Cool.