I never said it would be as easy as getting parts as a Subaru. So you're just someone who likes to complain. Got it.

It is more constructive than condemning people on the internet for liking something you don’t.

I hate to do this to you, but it’s too funny not to.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

why? Can’t control yourself?

gotta leave something for the sequel

And I replaced three bulbs so that I’d actually have functioning turn signals. I never use them, but they’re there...

Hey you’re within the lines. That’s huge!

I like to put up just one, so I can find my car when you get 2 feet and all the cars look the same.

I’ll be honest, I never saw this when I lived in Michigan, it was only when I moved to New Jersey when I started to see people sticking the wipers up.

You joke, but the outcome could have been horrible if the adult hadn’t intervened. The leaf blower might get damaged if the kid fell too hard.

Sell your computer.