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“All I’m saying is, consider that MAYBE this woman drafted Josh Gordon in fantasy football...”

Egads! I cannot imagine trying to run in lifting shoes. Wow. I’m kind of impressed (with your pain tolerance)

Motto stenciled above the door leading out of the Cleveland Browns locker room.

Agreed. Squat fails are so low key—every time I’ve failed, it’s just been a gentle “set the bar on the safeties and then sit down on the floor” sort of thing.

I want to grind this comment to a fine powder and snort it.

lol

My theory:  It’s a cover story for his constant masturbation.

Medvedev is in a foul mood, throws a tantrum at the towel guy

With enough concussions, EVERYONE’s a Tackling Dummy.

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

i’m torn. it is catchy, but it’s clearly meant to riff on “el clasico.” however, a clasico/classique/etc. is between two clubs from different cities, whereas a derby/derbi/etc. is between two teams from the same city. so technically they should have riffed on the latter. however, i think i’m going to have to allow it.

God I hope the Saints get fucked by one of these this season.  

Or, get an amazon card, get 5% back on all amazon purchases, and buy it off amazon. 

Nothing embodies the spirit of Philly more than the random guy at the end that shows up just to slap a broken and bloody man and steal his hat. God I miss that city

Wait, are you implying that a Bills QB might not be highly skilled?

I know I’ll get some hate for it, but I’m going to defend Ross again. He’s really not as bad as people say. Sure, he can be annoying at times, and he’s a little quirky. But his physical comedy is unmatched. After the initial mopey stage he really turned it around and I started rooting for him. And he ended up with

Well, this should at least satisfy the purists who for years complained about baseball analysts judging players like Addison Russell, Odubel Hererra, and Roberto Osuna without having the benefit of personal experience.