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I’m sure Obama would be willing to concede that point for the sake of making people’s lives better. People who give a shit about history will still know who made this happen. People who don’t give a shit about history will at least support something that is making people’s lives better even if they don’t realize what…

Thats some russian level “whataboutism” you got there.

I suppose this will fool the same sort of idiot who thinks that Obamacare was a failure so Congress stepped in and replaced it with the ACA. Of which there are many.

Little known fact: Lake Independence was known as French Lake until 2003.

First time on Deadspin, eh?

My guess is that after his passing Mitch Williams will receive a similar tribute.

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

Just want to point out, again, that the NCAA rendered its decision on Beverly on the same day it simpered to North Carolina’s horseshit reversal, and threats to sue, over the legitimacy of the no-show classes propping up the eligibility of its revenue-sport athletes.

A player ineligible because he went to class, and…

Wow. Now that was a read. Thanks for helping me get a little bleary eyed at the end of the workday, Dave.

All I Really Need to Know I Learned at Deion Sanders’s Prime Prep Academy.

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

Ah yes, that classic pro-union stance of “consider the boss!”

Not really. Pierce probably doesn’t have enough money to make it worth the lawyer going after.

Pro tip: Make hard boiled eggs in your vegetable steamer. The yolk is way nicer that way.

He’s probably the one you should be reminding.

That kind of finish hasn’t been seen since the Laff-A-Lympics in 1977 when the Dread Baron and Mumbly switched the arrow on the detour sign.

“Chumba, one of the runners who was led off-course, took fourth.”

Ultimately, in the context of the game, this call did not really matter so much