About that...

I like the implication here that MRI interpretation is akin to phrenology or some shit.

Teams have fixed bonus pools. There is no reason to think that this program will lead to teams NOT spending their bonus pools. Thus, I fail to see how this is player unfriendly

While I agree with all of the reasons for having bad workouts already stated (anybody say sleep? sleep is key), there is also another thing to remember: bad workouts happen for no reason at all. Sometimes you’re just tired, your body just needs to rest.

...which is quite the feat

This is pretty stupid for two unrelated reasons

I feel like killing a dude should have made the “failed off the field” list

Russell Wilson, Garth Brooks, Will Ferrell, and Billy Crystal have all been involved in Spring Training in recent years

That second video is a clinic on how to make sucking seem difficult.

That witness recanted

There’s a pretty easy way around that double jeopardy issue...

Lat pull-down - yes. But I would say most of the assisted pull up machines are going to foster bad habits, especially because a pull up isn’t supposed to go completely vertical up and down.

Well we know he wasn’t texting...

why people can’t think of anyone but themselves on a day to day basis will always astound me.

He’s not going to get indicted now

I know. I just noticed it for the first time in 150 years.

I can’t believe you have to think about this question. You’re either horribly misinformed or a straight up asshole.

Because women’s basketball teams are made up of women that hate Trump.

This is an automated story. You don’t think ESPN will start moving to this soon? http://www.milb.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?gid=2016_06_28_lcoafx_souafx_1&t=g_rcp&sid=milb

The following is an automated story. And while it has no quotes, you’re not going to get quotes in the ESPN story if there is no human there to cover it either. Read this and tell me that it won’t happen to the NBA within 5 years: