Why six as opposed to five? Once you get past four, my understanding is that the length of the passcode is hidden, which is probably what thwarts an IP Box

My bad, bitch

Absurd. Does “bitch” have some other meaning I don’t know about?

This is hilarious. I have a black friend in my facebook timeline telling me all the people tired of slave movies to actually name the hollywood slave movies out there - and she (rightfully) pointed out that Djanjo doesn’t count. I also like that you had to say slavery adjacent to get in Color Purple, a movie from 30…

What the fuck kind of headline is this? You put “dong” in the title, I better get a mention of a dong.

Bat attempt at good kinja

You know what helped me with starting a book habit? Goodreads. A surprising number of my (and probably your) friends are reading books and already on Goodreads. It’s good to be reminded that your peers are finding the time to read books.

Get a guide.

It wasn’t exactly a good joke

The team psychologist had his fist bump cocked and ready for Newton to yell “Dawg Pound, son!” but was saddened when Newton didn’t get the hint.

It should be national news because it’s hilariously millennial and pathetic.

Talk about Skadden Arps again

What rock are you living under that you don’t know the proper use of the “living under a rock” metaphor?

What rock have you been living under for the last 6 months that you don’t remember Donald Yee’s name being plastered all over DeflateGate? He is Tom Brady’s agent/mouthpiece/major domo.

Let’s start with legally:

This:

And you even misstated the New York law. For private citizens in non-public concerns, Plaintiff only has the burden of proving common-law malice and defendant then has to prove the truth of the statement.

FYI: I’m a lawyer and had to know these concepts to pass the bar exam and defend the defamation case that I am currently working on. So this isn’t some random thing I had to recall from 10 years ago, it’s actually something I just looked up.

Please...you’re whole series of posts have been about how stupid it is of him to complain about the damage to his reputation because it’s so difficult to quantify or even assign blame (which is an even stupider argument)