I was hoping someone would catch that. Hahahaha.

Bollocks. I was going to put this up. My brother-in-law's nephew is the kid buying the horse. True story.

Delivered by the...

Hell's Kitchen has completely failed to live up to its name in recent years, and I for one am glad that Anheuser-Busch is doing something about that.

fixed it for ya :)

You know what else has stars?

I'm pretty that just makes you a boastful loud-mouthed hipster.

Technically, you were.