Wow, I mean I get it, but they couldn’t take them aside at the end?

That’s ridiculous that the reporter would question Clooney about them at the UN for God’s sake.

Fucking THIS. Well said.

I remember a decade ago, when Brangelina was new, Angie gave an interview explaining that she doesn’t really have female friends. It set up a bunch of girls’-girl guys’-girl comparisons with Jennifer Aniston, who’s always rolled pretty deep with female friends.

Hanks was your knee-jerk reaction? My first thought was Travolta...not that anyone really believes he’s normal to start with...

Corey Haims did a movie with Kelly Preston (Travolta’s wife) in 1985 - “Secret Admirer”. Kelly met Travolta in 1987 while filming “The Experts”. Corey would have been 16 and Travolta have been 33 when Preston and Travolta met.

Yep. I refuse to believe Charlie is the black sheep in the family. Someone that fucked up is for a reason.

Ooh! Kevin Spacey! Or John Travolta! Tom Cruise? Travolta and Spacey are both known for being especially abusive and creepy when it comes to young men. Is Travolta “revered” though?

The first name that came to mind was Clint Eastwood.

I thought this too, but now I wonder if this is a hint ... that Radar knows the abuser to be a closeted gay.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

The baby will just be crying for those ten minutes, nonstop. A baby’s needs and its wants are the same thing. Crying is their only form of communication, and they don’t understand waiting because they don’t understand time. So the baby won't starve, but you can't explain that to him, because he's a baby.

I’d rather see a woman nursing (including possible seeing OMGSH! her nipple!) than hear a crying baby. Why is this STILL going on?

In case that’s not cute enough for you, here’s baby Drake.

Poor Michelle Williams, forgotten about yet again.

I don’t get it. Hitting JT with the cultural appropriation hammer just feels like petty, “take my ball and go home” stuff. He’s not a cultural tourist. He’s not going through an “urban” phase. He makes music that sounds very much like the music of someone who grew up in Memphis would make.

Okay, but seriously. Meeting both sets of parents? Hiddleston constantly looking vaguely concerned?