I’m a little confused by the garnish one. It gets put into a glass that you drink from. Wouldn’t you be at risk just using that glass (from the glass itself, the liquid that has now touched the garnish or from the garnish touching your lips when you take a drink)? If the drink itself is sufficient to kill any…

Be forewarned, a guard dog requires proper training for both the dog AND the owner, plus possible refresher courses unless the owner is already very experienced in dog handling.

government so small it can fit up your vag

AVClub reaction to Lizzo apologizing for saying ‘Spaz’

Sounds like a potentially interesting read, but doesn’t anyone who took high school biology or zoology know that the females of many species are physically dominant?  It also wouldn’t occur to me that animals as unintelligent as small songbirds would be monogamous.  Assuming birds have some sort of marital moral code…

It’s true. I’m a 48 year old white male and I haven’t been given a book deal.

And he’s doing a great job; she’s already up to nine!

“It’s even harder for older writers. You don’t meet many 52-year-old white males.”

Is she sitting on his face?  Just asking...

I wish they’d take screenwriting seriously. The writing in this show is... not quite as bad as the other live-action SW shows, but it’s pretty bad.

Jimmy Kimmel is filmed in LA, he’s here mainly for The Summit of the Americas, and that “giant private jet” is Air Force One. Not sure your point’s too good.

Biden just happened to be the only one left standing for the Democratic Party.  He’s not the “leader” we were hoping for, that’s for sure.  And, for the record, I did NOT want Biden leading this country.  I did/do want a Democrat, but he doesn’t have what it takes to do what we need to do.  That part is clear.  

So you’re telling me that people were sending letters that would take an unknown number of days to be delivered to a person an unknown number of days from home saying ‘Come Home I’m Naked Already’?

Well, we know who is paying as much attention to the article as the truck driver in the center lane....

Not really related to the subject of the article, but I beat Malenia for the first time last night. Beat her in 3 or 4 tries, and thought “Wait, that’s the hardest boss in the game?” Went to her Fextralife page, and come to find out that the build I was running (Arcane heavy Rivers of Blood with AP on hemorrage) is…

Meanwhile, around that time, in Colombia (where I am from), a neighbor was getting gunned down in front of me and my siblings for getting involved with a gangsters’ wife. I still have nightmares about that day. And no, it wasn't the first time somebody was shot nearby, but the first time I saw it from such a short…

If the artiste is so worried about the environment, he should have smeared the cake on Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and all the other space tourism yutzes: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/21/business/space-tourism-climate-change.html
Leave the Mona Lisa alone-she had nothing to do with climate change.

There are more guns in America than people. Even if guns were outright banned today, there’d still be millions in circulation for the foreseeable future. That’s not to mention the fact that often the guns used in these shootings were acquired by circumventing already existing laws.

I have the $10 PF membership and it’s great. You’re limited to only the PF location you signed up at but that’s not a problem for me. There’s plenty of machines and other things to do. I’ll typically do the 30-minute quick workout circuit (when assholes aren’t using it as their own personal gym space) one day and then…