I’m a little confused by the garnish one. It gets put into a glass that you drink from. Wouldn’t you be at risk just using that glass (from the glass itself, the liquid that has now touched the garnish or from the garnish touching your lips when you take a drink)? If the drink itself is sufficient to kill any…

Don’t flame me, but we had enough of Star Wars. Create something new, not a story line that is what?, 40-year old?

Be forewarned, a guard dog requires proper training for both the dog AND the owner, plus possible refresher courses unless the owner is already very experienced in dog handling.

I remember as a kid sitting on the floor of my dad’s living room, the lights out, watching the original Star Wars trilogy on VHS and having my mind blown at the incredible worlds, aliens, and characters created by George Lucas and Ralph McQuarrie, among many other contributors. I remember being smitten by a princess…

government so small it can fit up your vag

I plan on getting a solid 9 hours tonight.

This looks and feels like a sound stage tv show. Contrived, fake looking, and embarrassing. The whole reason Star Wars took off in 1977 is that it was the first sci-fi that didn’t look contrived, fake looking, and embarrassing. It felt real and lived in. You could suspend disbelief. Every bit of this lame ass series…

AVClub reaction to Lizzo apologizing for saying ‘Spaz’

Sounds like a potentially interesting read, but doesn’t anyone who took high school biology or zoology know that the females of many species are physically dominant?  It also wouldn’t occur to me that animals as unintelligent as small songbirds would be monogamous.  Assuming birds have some sort of marital moral code…

It’s true. I’m a 48 year old white male and I haven’t been given a book deal.

And he’s doing a great job; she’s already up to nine!

“It’s even harder for older writers. You don’t meet many 52-year-old white males.”

Is she sitting on his face?  Just asking...

I wish they’d take screenwriting seriously. The writing in this show is... not quite as bad as the other live-action SW shows, but it’s pretty bad.

Jimmy Kimmel is filmed in LA, he’s here mainly for The Summit of the Americas, and that “giant private jet” is Air Force One. Not sure your point’s too good.

Biden just happened to be the only one left standing for the Democratic Party.  He’s not the “leader” we were hoping for, that’s for sure.  And, for the record, I did NOT want Biden leading this country.  I did/do want a Democrat, but he doesn’t have what it takes to do what we need to do.  That part is clear.  

So you’re telling me that people were sending letters that would take an unknown number of days to be delivered to a person an unknown number of days from home saying ‘Come Home I’m Naked Already’?

Well, we know who is paying as much attention to the article as the truck driver in the center lane....

Foreshadow: to represent, indicate, or typify beforehand : The hero’s predicament is foreshadowed in the first chapter.

I always prefer it when my Ikea instruction booklets refer to the parts and “cock” and “pussy.”  Just clears everything right up.