Well, sure. But what’s the fun in talking about the complete overhaul of womens’ fundamental rights when we can have 15 articles with hundreds of comments about what kind of jokes comedians should be allowed to tell.

It’s crazy to me that this look--strung out, potheaded, skinny white dudes covered in tattoos--is still considered hot and edgy. Every fucking bartender and barber in Portland looks exactly like these two dipshits. And has since probably 2006.

It is honestly unreal how pathetic and stupid the comments are here. Everyone, including the OP, has their own sense of what a “good” or “proper” apology would be. And, of course, no possible apology she could give would please everyone.

“My Husband Bought Me A Manual 1996 Pontiac Firebird As My New Daily Driver Even Though I Can’t Drive Stick”

Are there though? Or is it just a convenient straw man for an article. I drink. All my friends drink. Not one of us has ever badgered someone about not drinking. Especially not a stranger.

You nailed it. I swear with every single one of these advice articles there always has to be at least one item on the list where you’re like “da fuq”?

LOL. I’m pretty sure for “most ladies” there’s a pretty healthy middle ground between teetotaler and alcoholic. And no one, not one single person, prefers an alcoholic to a non-drinker. That’s stupid.

Actually a little stunned to find that I’ve been doing this (mostly) correct for a long time.

LOL. Yup. It happens every time.

The un-greyed comments on this article! Holy blame the victim of rape. She should be CANCELLED. LOL. Let’s shame this bitch. Women need to know they could be held financially responsible if they mis-ID someone and then the prosecution fucks of the case. Because that’s totally the woman’s fault.

Definitely. Women should be put on notice that they could be held financially responsible to their rapists if it turns out the state prosecuted the wrong person. You cannot sentence someone based on witness identification alone.

Ya, right. She owes her career to him. It has nothing to do with her talent or the story of her (very real and very brutal) rape.

Yes, we should absolutely publicly shame a woman who suffered a brutal rape because she either in good faith misidentified a person or the state helped convince her based on evidence it knew was flawed.

Yes, definitely make rape victims financially responsible if they either mistakenly ID their rapist or are coerced by the state to ID the wrong man. That will definitely make women more likely to come forward!

You can learn a lot from the specific kind of liberal who hangs out on these sites because a truly horrific assault on womens’ basic freedoms is happening as we speak and yet these articles only get a handful of comments.

I feel the exact same way except about two-arm pullups. Sigh.

These articles just make me sad. I have never in my life been able to do a single pullup from a dead hang, regardless of which variety. One of my life’s great shames is in middle school during our annual “fitness tests” when we would have to do pull ups in front of everyone, boys and girls, and no matter how hard I…

That Jimmy Fallon persists is a true testament to the power of white mediocrity in America.

If by “very talented” you mean breaking character in every single sketch and the audience loving him for it, then ya. Or if by “very talented” you mean being a poor man’s Adam Sandler on guitar, then ya.

Not to be a stickler, but the Grammy chief decidedly did not “defend” Marilyn Manson’s and Louis CK’s nominations. He defended the process—which is that being accused (or apparently even being convicted) of a crime, any crime, is not a barrier to nomination.