It’s legitimately one of the worst takes, and that is incredibly impressive for a Jezebel article. I have never met anyone I respect who didn’t find the movie delightful.

Serious question. How does all this work? I’ve been using this site for ages and I’m in the grays some places and not in others.

You are a monster.

JFC. Just watch porn. Then play a video game. Why do you need to do both at the same time? Like what you’re going to play for 10 minutes and then jerk off and then have that weird sick feeling afterwards where sex is the last thing on your mind? You’re not going to keep playing.

What a lunatic. This country is doomed. These are our elected officials. I know everyone is still in that post-Trump high, but you better believe we are headed for worse times. Just watch the Republicans pick up seats in the mid-terms. Biden will not accomplish anything. And they will 100% run someone worse than…

lol “sources other than The Root” is code for Newsmax and Fox. They are the only ones who would scream about these cases of people getting fired for flashing white power symbols and other nonsense.

Look, I responded too harshly. I apologize. I’m just as tired of the woke nonsense as the woke backlash nonsense.

This is the top comment? This nonsense? If there’s anything more reliable than generating clicks with fake woke controversies, it’s the “woke” backlash commenteriat.

I am talking about his fanboys and our culture that is obsessed with defending modern day robber barons and railroad tycoons, which is why I said “let’s” instead of directing it at you.

Please. Weird Musk fanboy nerds are just as obsessed. Have you seen what happens on Twitter when anyone criticizes Musk?

Literally zero chance of this happening. And every time you repeat it, you give the gun nuts the persecution complex they so badly need.

I grew up around guns. I learned how to shoot a gun before I learned multiplication. So I am certainly not a “ban all guns” guy. But let’s get real here. What’s the percentage of Americans who regularly carry a gun? I don’t know the exact number but I read 3 million somewhere. Less than 1% of the population. Despite…

You’re not wrong. But there’s no branding on earth that will work when you have every right-wing huckster with a twitter account spouting lies and distortions and insanity every day.

The world is burning and America is slowly descending into absurdity and chaos, but at least I don’t have a nut allergy. God that would suck. I think I go through a pack of those Munchero’s chili lemon peanuts alone every few days.

I am in such a gaming rut. Just finished the Fenyx game, which was pretty fun up until the last little bit.

Cheaters are trash. If you’re feeling “unloved” then fucking break up with the person. If you want out of the relationship, then break up with the person. If you are the kind of person who will just jump when the “opportunity arises” then you are trash and shouldn’t be in a committed relationship with anyone anyway.

Dude shut up. Your opinions are trash. There is no worse fanboy than a fucking billionaire douchebag who regularly manipulates the market with his tweets and sends his legion of sycophants like you out to patrol social media and “DEFEND THE BILLIONAIRE AT ALL COSTS” attitude.

Remember when we used to just complain that social media was nothing but a bunch of nimrods posting pictures of their cats and the food they ate?

I guarantee Mike listens to trash. Or he’s one of the douchebags that thinks pop music died the day the Beatles broke up or some nonsense.

I hate to kink shame, and I have definitely collected dumb stuff in my life (football cards, old coins, those info cards you cut off the back of GI Joe action figures, ex-wives (oh hoho!)), but people who collect dolls are fucking weird. I’m sorry but it’s a weird, bad activity and you shouldn’t be doing it. It is…