I get that Don Jr. is just being a ding dong in the way that all Conservatives pretend to be Budweiser swilling, BBQing maniacs, but 4lbs of ground beef is something like 4500 calories. And that’s if you’re literally not eating anything else. Gonna go out on a limb and guess that these dildos far overestimate how much…

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There are plenty of states where it is still illegal for women to go topless and in my entire life I’ve never heard a Conservative scream about the Hitler-level tyranny of these anti-freedom laws.

Serious question. Has a “good guy with a gun” ever prevented a single mass shooting?

Let’s see, CRT has been around since the 70s. I went to college in the 90s. An English major. Never once touched on this. Never even heard of it.

I don’t care for that or for the heartbeat thing. I also get the rationale, but honestly just give me a health bar. Make it flash red when it’s low, I’m fine with that. But not the whole screen, please.

WTF? There’s tons of merch for sale but not a single policy point? Not even a bullet point list of typical right-wing bullshit?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a post on this entire website that I agreed with more.

Look, I get it. But I feel like there is room in our media-overloaded culture for a show or two to not spend every opportunity re-hashing hot button issues.

I have ex-girlfriends whose loss I feel less keenly than the DDT.

About half of the Taco Bell menu, honestly. TB is one of my favorites, but whoever was in charge of the menu “streamlining” should have been fired.

This is very “whaaaa, my porridge is too hot!” Sour candies rule supreme and I have yet to taste any sour candy that is even close to being “too sour.”

Uh, the Wendy’s spicy chicken is not on this list? LOL. Sorry, but that invalidates the entire list. While there is an issue of consistency from chain to chain, it is objectively one of the best fast food sandwiches. Its omission is inexcusable. Not even a mention in the article.

I cannot even believe this. Also, I cannot believe that I cannot believe this.

I am so so tired of this. I get it, it’s a funny joke to Conservatives that unless you’re a medical doctor, no one is allowed to use that title, even though PhD literally means “doctor of philosophy” so it is objectively correct to use it. The only reason to do this kind of thing is to be disrespectful. I refuse to…

Should we just put in the Constitution that from now on all politicians have to be D-list or lower celebrities?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. We are truly living in the stupidest time imaginable.

These scumbag cartoon villains (MTG and Lauren Boebert are two of the other biggest offenders) score so many points for these useless displays of dissent for issues that have overwhelming support. Just so they can go home to the lunatics who elected them and say “see, I’m breaking the government to own the libs!” to…

This country is insane. Giving a 15 year old life in prison w/o parole is cruel and unusual by any measure. I’m against the death penalty and life w/o parole period, but if we are going to have this barbaric system, which is supposed to only be reserved for the absolute worst acts a human can commit.

Dammit, I still have to finish the last couple story missions to platinum AC Valhalla, but I don’t even want to because I hate it so much.