So guys, this whole future thing... we are missing flying cars, but damn we've got some cool toys.

Ok?

I live in Arizona, gimmie like 20 minutes.

The pimp hand of the king.

I've read Rainbow Six a couple times, I think we could pull it off. Unless Ding shows up. Then we're fucked.

At least Rayman was fantastic.

A-HEM.

Owen, don't you ever leave Kotaku.

I played a ton of D2, and I do notice the movement difference, but I really have no problems with it. It didn't take that long to adjust. I hold more than I click, and I always shift attack instead of clicking enemies.

She should lose her license for a while, but jail time? Hell no.

Because Diablo 2 is nearly 10 goddamn years old. The new control scheme fits the new aesthetic better. It's a sequel to a 10 year old game, there's going to be a ton of differences. If you don't like the new game, fine. But don't knock on it because they changed things. Of course they changed things. I'm glad I'm not…

Come on... you had to have known it wasn't going to be Diablo 2. If it was the same, I would have been pissed. I can play Diablo 2 whenever I want. Stop knocking it because it's different. It's still a fun game, and it's really sad that jaded people like you are too obtuse to enjoy it.

Good. Less people in the queue for me. The beta was great, whatever bro.

I will watch anything Schwartz does simply because of Phantom Planet. Him being a great actor doesn't hurt.

At least I have Game of Thrones to make me happy. And I still have the last season of The Wire to work through. I'm really not excited about True Blood starting up again, I stopped there partway into season 4.

Dammit HBO, I didn't want these shows. I wanted another season of Bored to Death. Nothing can be funnier than Ted Danson using a vaporizer.

I'm Sterling freakin' Archer!

What are you doing, you impostor!

My work here is done. *flies*

MY EMOTIONS!!