You obviously don't live in Arizona...

Only a few minutes. Not in my car... It's a good day when the AC/heat works. And in Arizona, that's not a good thing.

Stop treating PC gamers like shit, and the pirates will buy your product.

Man I need to find some kids to do this.

Nope, no sarcasm. Without our own ratings, it would be government run. Please don't tell me you'd rather have THAT.

No, I'm laughing at his statement that lots of PC games come out that don't on consoles. PC gamers get the shaft more than console gamers do, and system requirements are not an excuse. Our games are watered down to make porting easier.

The older I get, the more I appreciate, nay, love the ESRB. They do a damn great job, and we'd be so fucked without them.

You're alright, Jesus.

Which is why I retracted my full statement. This guy IS a little shit though.

"LOTS of PC-only games come out that are perfectly capable of running on consoles."

What a little shit.

Damn skippy. Practice is the only way to get better at cooking.

Imagine there's no platforms.

No, just get a thermometer.

WHO THE FUCK SAYS THAT?!

Ok lol, I thought you just bought the turkey and threw it in the oil. I've been trying to get my family to do the fry, but we brine and smoke ours out in a Green Egg for most of the day.

It's better to be good than popular.

For the King, Dovakiin.

Do you not prep?

... You only cook your turkey for 45 minutes?