It won’t let you get fat, but given the weight of most other Austins I wouldn’t be surprised if this car was heavy-set...

There likely isn’t a huge physical difference, as most Japanese girls seem to reach full size by about 12 anyway.

And threw coffee?”

The Lions famously squandered the careers of two of the greatest position players the NFL has ever seen, truly depressing.

Despite all the alerts, news headlines and commencment addresses about this, shockingly there’s still tons of people that screw it up...

Really that’s the only advice I would give at a commencement speech...

Stop writing the Celtics off Tom, do you want to give Boston fans another excuse to act like underdogs?

I know you are lampooning here, but for a yacht of that size and luxury, 13m really isn’t that bad...

No Battle Arena Toshinden? I’m shocked!... Well, not that shocked...  

I think for the purposes of this poll they didn’t count smash bros as a traditional fighter. It’s more of a brawler than a fighter; multiplayer fights instead of just 1 on 1, items, ring outs instead of health bars.  Otherwise it should certainty have made the list.

Pretty sure “concussion” means something different in Brazilian than it does in English...

For the same reason that Yankees fans thought that when Derek retired he should be an instant shoo in for the HOF. They think he’s a top ten all time player because some kind of insane combination of recency bias, homerisim and the fact that he played for 20 years. (despite the last 8 years or so having an incredibly…

I don’t think I’ve ever seen another player with such a massive rift between his raw talent, and his drive/hustle. I can’t help but detest Harnden because he has the skills to set the whole league on fire but he’s just so damn lazy (especially on defense...)

Ah cool, that’s what I get for not doing T2 since original Innistrad...

Amazing talent.

Prepare to have the entirety of the IO9 readership up your butthole... -___-

This was one of my favorite things as a child, seeing Yan take a Zucchini and dicing it up at lighning speed! :)

So basically celebrity chiefs are becoming pro athletes now? Brutal domestic violence incident followed by shameless redemption tour...

Isn’t that the same as every week? for the last 2 decades?

So standard is 3 expansion blocks now? Did they change that when they switched to the small 2-set blocks?