Prepare to have the entirety of the IO9 readership up your butthole... -___-

This was one of my favorite things as a child, seeing Yan take a Zucchini and dicing it up at lighning speed! :)

So basically celebrity chiefs are becoming pro athletes now? Brutal domestic violence incident followed by shameless redemption tour...

Isn’t that the same as every week? for the last 2 decades?

So standard is 3 expansion blocks now? Did they change that when they switched to the small 2-set blocks?

“players are reeling from a competitive scene that has lately been dominated by a couple of overpowered cards”

In related news Chris Berman’s long time co-worker Mike Ditka’s head crashed tragically into the Monday night football desk due to a combination of being tired, old and drunk as a lord...

People always think the great white shark is the biggest angry toothy thing in the ocean (maybe largely because of media like jaws) but in both length and weight the Orca (killer whale) and sperm whale are far greater...

“It’s very unlikely Manning would have been a Jet had he declared for the draft after his junior season. Someone would have given Parcells the king’s ransom he would have wanted for the #1 pick. Trading that pick would have been options one and two for Parcells. His third option would have been drafting Manning.”

“(I assume we’re kicking them in the balls, right? That was the point of this article?)“

Oh great, another person embroiled deeply in the multiple layers of FIFA corruption and bribes. At this point it is really more expected than shocking. You could tell me that every single FIFA employee that has worked there for the last 30 years has taken bribes and I would straight up believe you...

I’m 6'7" and 270lb, the same kind of panel on the driver seat of my 1998 Durango broke off about a year and a half ago (I weighed about 240 at the time), I re-fastened it with a long bolt and a fender washer, haven’t had a problem since...

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a man that enjoys his cole-slaw and his potato salad, but not in my Ceaser... Sometimes you just don’t know what your getting.

Like I’m pretty sure a simpler conclusion is: every intergalactic thing is vast, they all could be viewed as spooky I guess, and they all affect how everything else moves...

I think both Hugh Lorie and Stephen Fry would be excellent choices, not that I think either of them would ever take the role, but they could both bring the quirk to pull it off. Hugh could bring the grumpy hard-ass, Fry could bring the intellectual poof, both are good at playing lovable but flawed characters...

Right i guess at this point there’s no real point to focus on the number of regenerations the doctor has gone through as it is a somewhat arbitrary number, but rather the individual personalities the doctor has had over the years and what makes each one special. Think of it like James Bond, it doesn’t matter how many…

Well I guess the way the cannon works now (at least my understanding of it) since the special regeneration that turned the 8th doctor into the War Doctor that all his regenerations were reset, so 9 was the new first regeneration and so fourth meaning 13 will be only the 5th new regeneration. Can someone fact check…

Definitely agree with both of those. Love Helen, although maybe just a little to old to start the role at 72 (by the start of 2018). Peter Capaldi (12) and William Heartnell (1) have been the two oldest doctors at the time of beginning their roles (each was 55) so this would make Hellen by a wide margin the oldest…

Didn’t know it was the FBI’s priority to investigate asinine online shouting matches, figured they would pay about as much attention to this whole thing as I did...

Just another reason to stay the hell away from Atlanta...