Prepare to have the entirety of the IO9 readership up your butthole... -___-

This was one of my favorite things as a child, seeing Yan take a Zucchini and dicing it up at lighning speed! :)

So basically celebrity chiefs are becoming pro athletes now? Brutal domestic violence incident followed by shameless redemption tour...

Isn’t that the same as every week? for the last 2 decades?

So standard is 3 expansion blocks now? Did they change that when they switched to the small 2-set blocks?

“players are reeling from a competitive scene that has lately been dominated by a couple of overpowered cards”

In related news Chris Berman’s long time co-worker Mike Ditka’s head crashed tragically into the Monday night football desk due to a combination of being tired, old and drunk as a lord...

“It’s very unlikely Manning would have been a Jet had he declared for the draft after his junior season. Someone would have given Parcells the king’s ransom he would have wanted for the #1 pick. Trading that pick would have been options one and two for Parcells. His third option would have been drafting Manning.”

“(I assume we’re kicking them in the balls, right? That was the point of this article?)“

Oh great, another person embroiled deeply in the multiple layers of FIFA corruption and bribes. At this point it is really more expected than shocking. You could tell me that every single FIFA employee that has worked there for the last 30 years has taken bribes and I would straight up believe you...

I’m 6'7" and 270lb, the same kind of panel on the driver seat of my 1998 Durango broke off about a year and a half ago (I weighed about 240 at the time), I re-fastened it with a long bolt and a fender washer, haven’t had a problem since...

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a man that enjoys his cole-slaw and his potato salad, but not in my Ceaser... Sometimes you just don’t know what your getting.

Just another reason to stay the hell away from Atlanta...

How is it not far off? The GT list price starts at $150,000 (most people that bought one probably paid closer to $250,000) but the XJ220 didn’t sell for 462,000 dollars, it was 462,000 pounds which at the time was over 800,000 dollars, that’s a huge difference in price. Not to mention the inflation from 1992 to now…

Except for the XJ220 not being one of the better looking Jags (and substantially less good looking than the GT). The XJ220 is a 25 year old car so it will be missing any modern accoutrement you have become accustomed to in your cars. The XJ220 is a Jag so reliability is right out the window. In 1992 the 271 XJ220's…

I thought the whole point of Uber was it was something easy you could do on the side of your regular job to earn a little extra cash, and was not meant to be full-time for anyone...

“an electric car is just a slow toy only good for puttering around a neighborhood like a dork.”

Basically calling the Demon/Hellcat the Babe Ruth of performance cars...

So? the same could be said for most objects smaller than a mountain. It would be like me saying I’m not fat because I’m slightly lighter than Chris Farley...

Or Whales or Scotland for that matter...