Not that being dead ever stopped Chicago residents from participating in the electoral process.

I want you to go to bed tonight thinking about this guy, and how pretty he is, and how good he is, because all these backs are the same. They’re all pretty, and they’re all special...
it was mostly tongue in cheek... The only point was that Zeke hasn’t been popped yet

Defensive coordinator: Focus on Julio this week guys, we need to keep him in check, can’t shoot ourselves in the foot.

Q: What’s the hardest part about Crossfit?

Another off-target kick affects the Vikings adversely. Drew is gonna drink a lot tonight.