Any respectable truck owner would want to know one thing:

1. Carseat?

Hah, or Gen 1 sync which I swear had a button for everything.

Ideally, a car needs:

haha, just though of a name for this: The Krylon Tune

Perfect.  In fact, I think those brake lines can be removed.....they get in the way of the paint.

Or China...rural China is incredible. I think there’s some cat my gene-pool because I have definitely used some 1-up coins traveling there.

and the endzone should be ‘improved’ to be a 50ft drop-off 

Hahaha since when has the NFL acted tough on anything?

Sort of, they actually just don’t pay attention to ‘peripheral’ (overly sarcastic here) noise.  Ultimately, they just don’t think its a big deal. 

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the Porsche Cayenne Mesquite Panel Special Edition

Every now and then a comment comes around that causes me to spit whatever I’m drinking all over my monitor.....you win today my friend.

No joke. My Jetta CPO had new brakes, rotors, tires, etc to be considered manf CPO with <20k miles and I got it for a steal. That was a good deal (& car).

Afterburners are always on this cruise machine.......

The off-center/crooked ‘DRAGON’ is the best. You should add a ‘z’ though.  And maybe a lightning bolt.

Guitar string to hold up the muffler.  Saved me from a getting a ticket. 

I was leaning more towards a mean robot looking kermit

I cant believe they are trying this let alone admitting on social media (that they are this mentally challenged).

Agree, as I mentioned in a post somewhere else, Cool dad peaks at 3-4, then you will slog thru slave mode until they are past college.

Option 2: Peasant View so you can see all the fodder you are running over, making your roads less bumpy.