What we need are springier tires and springier roads.  

Oh don’t I know it. I love the: ‘Why do you spend so much time in the bathroom?’ or the ‘I’m going to have fun over there so you should stay here’

There was a moment when I was looking at my 4yr old recently (when they were ignoring me) and thinking to myself....cool dad time has peaked.

Nice. How do you think this would be classified by BMW? M1A1 Tdrive

I was trying to think of what you’d call this beast...

I was going to say Camry + LFA or something like that just to hit both ends of the spectrum.

Hah, from Hatchback to draggin ass-back. Where would you put the fuel? or Driver for that matter?

Full Sized Pickup Truck + big Air Mattress + Sleeping Bag

Ding Dong....Itssssss Jusssst UPSSSSSSS

A Juul in the rough?

No, you just need to look at the name..  Not very hard at all. There’s something appended to the standard 911 therefore: +$50k

I walked into a counterpoint once....it hurt. I can’t imagine what a counterpoint counterpoint would feel like. 

Careful, teeth chip wood. Also blood stains of peasants adds a nice exclusive tint-stain.

I take it back I just saw the picture of the Yugo.  Maybe she was dreading the return trip. 

My favorite part! Makes my face make funny faces.  

Not fancy enough I guess.

That would probably already be ‘her’ car.

No you buy her a rapidly depreciating asset (or car)....then you can live on that gloat for years to come.

Life Jeeps a Beach!

30mph sounds about right