No trunk/hatch pics? How do I know if if can fulfill my 2 kids + dog requirement?

You forgot the ‘i’

Closing your eyes before impact doesn’t prevent head injury

What about bespoke or coach-built versions?

And they MUST drive to each event!

PDK != Flux Capacitor....maybe Mister Fusion

Sedans?

willpower != strength

But its so lit* that my drunk friends can yell at people on the street while standing on their seats holding on to the roof handlebars without wearing seatbelts. #roofless

I’ve heard of white glove treatment....whats black glove treatment?

Diamondplate all the things!

To hell and back, one flaming mile at a time.

Park it in front of your garage....that will keep the danger out.

Relevent, current, and includes a pun. Good wit

I thought it was a grown-up stache

As long as that symphony of awesome hasn’t changed, its still approved.

‘....maliciously kills innocent....with spite....and spit....’

Invitations were sent to several lowly peasants (doesn’t matter which ones) for a post-party sweep up of cigar ash & rose petals and remove (guzzle) leftover cognac after the event.

Or depending upon the quality of the job, it could smoke itself...,..

This was my first reaction. What about other non purpose vehicles.... Like motorcycles in New England. You realize they just take up garage space in the winter!! Ban them all!