You forgot (or I missed) the ‘slow turn’, the ‘medians have never stopped me before’, the ‘park anywhere cause why not’ or my favorite ‘!?@# OH NO you didn’t just try to merge?!@#$!’

2 years mark my words, they will be ready...

Seat to right is the ejaction seat.

Driver responsible for any collateral damage, Tesla the car repair.

yeah, let the road cars loose and see how they compare

No Chains fans...huh..

Down in a hole and there is no way I can escape.

And she’s a hybrid....morbidly curious what that means....

and 0-60 times.....and livery

Yes: ‘That Guy’

it comes pre-smelted too!

You forgot a registration website obligation for any violation,citation or recitation.

NO, we just need a law preventing more laws or red tape.

What could possibly got thru that guys head (meth) to think that ninja kicking a car is a good idea? Is this some distraction technique they teach in ninja class or something else?

All that was needed was a clip-on tie removal

Deadspin Headline: “Does Lebron think he’s smarter because he wears suit shorts?”

What about cigarette lighters? Spare tires? Stickers?

try ‘accidentally’ leaving the keys dangling from the mirror.

Correction: A leaning tower of boxers.

Was it brown ls-swapped and converted into a wagon?