At the risk of stirring y’all up even more...

Feudal attempt to improve the reliability.

There is no purer, simpler, or more wholesome pleasure in this world than putting your keys in the ignition and starting your car.

Jalops,

I’m glad those didn’t catch on.

Interesting new rule for this year:

Can’t you just register the property as an “open-air museum to offroading and metal oxidation?”

It might just read TARD on the left side.

So as deep as my Folex then.

I’m happy to see it’s waterproof.

They even kept the shift lever angle.

I think we take for granted that most race cars today are reliable enough to finish.

This is exactly what I’m talking about. We need to be cautious about looking at the current problem and finding and equal an opposite solution based on the present data. The behavior of crime will drastically change if this is the new response.

I’m actually ok with some of these suggestions.

Precisely. In context, the joke is trying to say “it’s just that easy!” My point was that all the proposed solutions, like seat belt interlocks and speed cameras, which by the way have already been attempted, to offset the need for traffic stops are just ridiculous short-term solutions that will ultimately lead to…

Can you be more specific?

This is becoming the #1 breakout feel-good story of the year!

Until they show up at your house.

“If what you care about is broken taillights,” Dr. Shroff jokes, “literally why not just go to neighborhoods with a bag of taillights and give them out... my guess is that it might even be cheaper.”