Favorite thing about Millennials (my gen) is that we observe the frivolity of expensive things that Boomers and Gen X seem to adore. If we’re broke, it’s because we spent the money on experiences.

Value.

Granny shifting, not double clutching like he should.

Wha-hey! Is that two fart jokes in a week?

Tesla is going to Mars.

Mini: (doesn’t change a thing for 20 years)

Wow, gee, um... thanks?

This is going to be dangerous for spectators on open rally stages. Can’t hear it coming.

It’ll be the best manufacturer of skateboards since Sector 9.

Neutral: Now this is a war I can support!

Raise your hand if you remember the Spanish flu.

PocoTurismo

Adding an engine would increase the weight of the vehicle, allowing it more gm/CO2 per mile per EU standards.

Who’s ‘we?’

Sell it with a spare engine in the back. Problem solved.

Stickers are tacky.

So does the bomb still belong to us, or are all war munitions technically considered “gifts?”

Broccoli is the best vegetable.

He’s peanut butter now.