Benjamin Graham said “In the short run, the market is like a voting machine—tallying up which firms are popular and unpopular. But in the long run, the market is like a weighing machine—assessing the substance of a company.”

Wages are flat because companies are having to put profits toward rising benefit costs instead of pay.

I’m starting a movement to replace David Sedaris’ photo with yours in the dictionary under ‘satire.’

There’s always one.

They’re both dinosaurs.

Roughly 160 million years ago, dinosaurs and the Nissan 370Z roamed the Earth together, in harmony.

This is actually a good list.

Danny DeVito wearing a tupee.

Stealing another automaker’s design could prove to be bad, um... what’s the word?

Don’t forget leaded gasoline!

Technical Ultimate Race Deluxe Special

Ask Pepperidge Farms.

I saw the title and immediately thought, “If it’s not $kay, I’m leaving.”

8 is divisible by 3 = 2.67ish

STEP stands for “Speed,” “Trust,” “Engagement” and “Peace of Mind and Enjoyment.”

Wow. Filmed on iPhone 6s?

What you’re really asking is what cars were overpriced late in their lifecycle.

This is gold. GOLD, I tell you!

And I think that’s the appeal of SUVs... it seems to be more car for the money, even though they drive worse than cars.