“I’ve never even seen you nekkid, mmmkay! We have never, EVER had sex.”

Let me tell you something Team Issa/Molly we have taken a smooth L because issa’s reaction brings tons of questions to mind:

I haven’t watched the full episode, but I’m not mad at the conversation. While publicly, Black women have advanced, behind closed doors, the terror of the Jezebel myth still looms large. Black women are so quickly thrown into the Madonna/Whore dichotomy even more so than White women that I could see where a woman…

Listen Linda. That cumshot was everything. It was hilarious. Yes, we were partying like it’s 1997, but it was so real. It left me with a lot of questions, though. Was Lawrence with the desert d—k their whole relationship? Was Issa properly being served? How old are they?

No one should have watched this. Nobody should be paying attention to it. This was a horrible spectacle on multiple levels.

I saw that picture on Twitter with the caption “OK ladies now let’s gentrification”.

She is the penultimate example of White Womanhood-she uses feminism as a marketing ploy (see also: Katy Perry), is unapologetic about her theft of art belonging to much greater creators than she can ever be, and she doesn’t have to apologize. Millions of women will flock to her, take her side, and hold themselves out…

Counterpoint: Fireball is memorable. Taylor Swift is not.

I really don’t get why people are so into Taylor Swift. I’m still mad she won album of the year over To Pimp A Butterfly. That’s some “Ordinary-People-over-Raging-Bull-at-the-Oscars” level fuckery. I also find her to be aggressively mediocre.

Wow. That’s some super petty BS. *smh*

This feels offense to fireball...

This is where we have to agree to disagree, my friend. It takes longer than 5 Mississippi’s to get a dish clean. By my unscientific calculations, it’s 10 Mississippi’s minimum and that’s if you’re working on a pre-rinsed plate.

Cheese, glorious cheese. And butter. YES, BOTH. 

Perhaps to emphasize that he is the only black person in that area.

Informationals: I only rince preibus before placing items into the dishwasher. Otherwise, I just soap and clean as you so clearly(?) stated.

Ironic but they treat their own dark folks like shit too.

I don’t see why they just don’t get cream of wheat then. Don’t ruin grits with sugar...ugh

Much praise to the thick thighs! I love mine...they hold me up when I need support and they’ve never failed. Strong, sure and fabulous!!!

Given his decision to keep Canada as a vacation spot and not a residence, I think he’s aware of this.

Just my soul.