Mike Tirico made me spit on myself. He is darker than me yet feels he is Italian. I refuse to watch anything he is on because he is so ignorant.

AMEN! Or that’s what I heard.....from a friend.

The problem is that women are too busy thinking about how they look to even enjoy themselves. They’re so afraid of looking bad that they don’t bother to enjoy themselves. Granted, some of it is on the dude to not be a selfish jerk and do whatever a woman needs to get in that orgasmic headspace. Besides, if I wanted…

Counterpoint: Don’t fuck ‘em

“You work in accounts payable” get off this whole internet. AHHHHHH!!! lol

Saw Agitha and Immediately dropped everything (including these proposal submissions)

Agatha!!!!!!! Glad to see you’re still in great form. To piggyback on your great advice, ladies, just reach down there and rub one out while we’re stroking. That isht is H.O.T. (It also makes you super wet)

You scoffing is the constant reason most people of specific cultures get extremely aggressive about cultural appropriation.

Don’t forget the part about “elevating” the price of food that was once cheap and plentiful.

The word you’re looking for is “elevate”: white people elevate all ethnic food. We work from a definition where “elevate” means “copy a half-remembered recipe we had one time on a backpacking trip (the locals were so friendly!), change all the ingredients that might scare a white person, and put some kind of mayonnaise…

Re: Kendall Jenner. That is a clear-cut example of marketing departments only looking at brand equity and brand messaging, and COMPLETELY overlooking what’s actually happening in the ad.

Education (Betsy)

Ha, lol, his “father” probably thinks the same thing, and sees him as often as you do.

21. Panama’s mom

The Academy Award for Best Picture

I’m not going to lie, I’m geeking pretty hard over this. I got special glasses and all/

I saw it. I was whelmed. I looked right at it, but it didn’t hurt my eyes. Well, a little.

They should build a sister statue like this at Graceland. I can picture it in my head...

So when’s the Miley Cyrus statue in Brooklyn goin up?

I have a clock on my phone. I haven’t bought a watch of any sort in 5 years.