[slight rocking]

Sayeth the gospel of Smokey Yunick.

It was definitely this man’s unlocky day.

Now I want Domino’s Pizza...

The only position this little turd should have in the auto industry is working the parts counter at Auto Zone.

🎶When the Hobbycar sank

INLINE SIXES CAN’T HUG YOU, DAVID! INLINE SIXES DON’T HAVE FEELINGS!

David.... people care about you. Some people may even love you. Maybe not people HERE, but, I mean, you know. Somewhere. Anyway, we’re concerned. When you go down this road... this rust-bucket road that leads to flecks of rust in your eyes and bloodied knuckles with bits of American Motors paints embedded in them.... w…

David Tracy

Everyone who got a Chinese character tattoo that does not mean what they were told it means: this is your chance.

This probably won’t be seen or starred but as a 15 year tire industry veteran my 2 recommendations are:

Sounds like a joke John Hennessey would play on his Vette customers.

The artwork on the side is what makes thisvan. So they can’t touch those pannels.

I couldn’t t care less about Metrosmith but these Aerovans are cool. 

Found in the woods - check

The sensors were actually so good they could detect the crowd standing behind the haybales.

Well. It is a Mustang at a car show after all.

Green on Red Vinyl?  that’s clairvoyance, baby.  “I was hooptie’d before there was a hooptie.”

I have heard whispers of other vehicles sold in other territories for which this might apply, but I’m currently having trouble getting on the phone with anyone in Guam, Samoa or the Northern Mariana Islands.

Patrick keeps hinting that I should expect fiery demise before my internship expires at the end of July, so I’m just trying to have fun before I meet my end