That’s gonna understeer like crazy.

Why do we need anything else other than beautifully drawn cars going sideways?

Don’t forget the most gorgeous T-car, the Opel Kadett Coupé (especially in GT/E form):

Someone stencil “JEEP” on the fuselage and call David. Job done.

give it to david tracy.. some back yard repairs and it should be good to fly to moab

Given the logical trap you’ve set up, I can’t answer that without creating a paradox.

I emerged from Cleveland but I can’t speak for any other idiots

That might become my new bio: The Pseudonym Jalopnik writers use for their worst takes.

This is why Optimus Prime chooses to be a diesel semi-truck.

Well, Autobots are resto-mods

If he finds himself stuck in second gear, then there’s always top gear.

It’s ok Matt. If you want to return... we’ll be there for you.

Respectfully disagree. Edd is fantastic, but he isn’t a driver so much as he is a wrench.

If they could get Rowan Atkinson, Stephen Fry, and Hugh Laurie to host Top Gear it would really be something.

“just unstoppable on a snowy road.”

If the V8 rumble didn’t tip them off, they’d know as soon as it left Cars & Coffee.

*puts on conspiracy theory hat*

What doesn’t stay in Vegas is often burned, buried, or left in the desert to die.

Do you people really think we engineered a defeat device? Keep in mind we can hardly keep our interior trim from falling off once the car is over two years old.