I’m going to show this to my wife. She won’t be pleased.

No, you can’t throw together a mix and tub icing and have it be as good because pre-made mixes for just about anything are always shitty. And no, you do not need “real vanilla extract” because once you use it to bake there is absolutely no noticeable difference between the two - insisting there is would be hipstery-y.

Honestly, if you can’t bake a cupcake as good as the ones at the fancy cupcake stores you shouldn’t be allowed in the kitchen. It’s really not that hard. I’ve never had a cupcake from a store that I couldn’t make just as well, if not better.

No, the USMNT is not a job any of those guys would reasonably take. Big Sam will be safely ensconced in a Premier League job by then - there may have been an outside shot at him in the short term just because of what recently happened, but it was mostly just wishful thinking.

Harry would have to bump off both William and George, right? And Charlotte goes to a nunnery? What happens to Kate?

Yep, and I remember when the EU said you can westernize all you want but we’re never letting you in and Turkey promptly said, fine, fuck you and went the other direction.

Our up and comers do go overseas now - at least a lot of the time.

Except it’s not really accurate. Andy Reid has a consistent system, generally puts his players in positions of strengths, and is really just let down by his inexplicable decisions at the end of games.

In this particular case, it’s just a warm body.

Or we could look outside MLS. Nigel Pearson is available. That would make for an entertaining team both on and off the field. Or bring in Francesco Guidolin for some nice irony vis a vis Bob Bradley.

Big Sam would be great, but there’s zero chance of that.

Oh please, no ref is going to call a little elbow slip in the paint. Mirotic was trying to get the offensive foul called by acting like Randle gave him a two handed shove as hard as he can.

The Saints needed to win the game to go to the playoffs. It ended their season. You’re probably too young to remember, but I was watching and it was awesome. Everyone was talking about it.

Maybe he should take less money and allow for better linemen around him like some of the superstar QB’s have done through the years.

John Carney is hurt you’ve forgotten about him.

The more they miss, the more teams will adjust their strategy.

The NSA said the Russians interfered by leaking the DNC e-mails. There’s been no substantive accusations that they interfered by hacking voting machines or otherwise altering vote counts.

La La Land is about acting and the movie industry so it will win.

I’m not going to pretend that there haven’t been some issues with Tedford-trained QBs transitioning to the NFL but Rodgers didn’t look anything like Boller coming out of college. Boller had a college career 47% completion percentage and only a 53% his senior year (his best). Rodgers had a career 63% including a 66%…

A better thing to do is contact your own representative and register your opposition if you’re a Texas resident who is not in Burton’s district. And if you’re not a Texas resident, contact your own state representative and proactively register your opposition to something like this being implemented where you live.