Regardless of how you pronounce it, whether it be with the er at the end or the arguably more colloquial a, it's safe to say we'll never see another Derek Jeter.

Or you could choose not to do any of that, not to get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars, go live and work wherever you want, and no one is going to put you in chains, whip you, or sell your family.

Typical hipster.

They probably would, yes. Just like George Lucas would have preferred to use CGI in the original trilogy if he could have. But the fact is, people really enjoy experiencing things from their childhood exactly as it was then and do not really care what it was the artist wanted or would have done. I cannot begrudge…

I agree. My uncle, a man in his late 50's, has collected vinyl records since he was a teenager, and he legitimately believes vinyl sounds better. I don't agree with him, but he is not a hipster for believing so. He authentically prefers vinyl, and that's fine. I can understand wanting to hear the music you listened to…

That said you seem smart.

you're right, thanks

One thing's for sure. Tonight, all across Canada, people are going to be sipping shitty whiskey, blasting Alanis Morissette and Bare Naked Ladies, sincerely complimenting each others' maple syrup taps, and over-pronouncing their "Oh's" while fucking politely in ugly sweaters.

Likewise. It's like being bilingual, except that it isn't.

OK, so tell me all about Argentina and Slovenia's current political situation. Since you know about every country's internal politics that is just as irrelevant as your own.

I wonder if that has anything at all to do with the fact that the US has 278,000,000 more people living in it than Canada does.

Nobody likes a talking hat.

You know how I know we are superior? You know and care about the state of my country. I have no idea about Canadian politics outside of one crack-smoking fat asshole.

As a Canadian, you should be concerned about not being an American.

And how many Super Bowl wins does Canada have?

Someone who doesn't give a fuck about women's hockey? And someone who can write a complete sentence. Canada's claims to fame: women's hockey, curling, being pussies, shitty healthcare that sends all of its important people sprinting south of the border for actual specialty care.

I'm just going by what is in the pictures. If there were originally buildings there, then why not include those images as well? I'm sure they're in the Street View archives as well.

So now gentrification is taking empty lots and building stuff on them?

I'd keep him on the roster. It's rare to find a player who can go out and give you 21-21-21 every night.

Possibly a unique member of the "They All Look Alike" Club.