Obviously the other guy didn't play for the Broncos.

Look, I know you want black people on Girls and women on Entourage. I get it. But the people who create the show get to make those decisions. Not you. You get to not watch it and criticize. HBO has no obligation to give a shiny fuck about what you want.

After a while, do your cycles align?

But you say one reason HBO should have more women is to encourage the next generation of women to be in tech. What does HBO gain from that? HBO should have more women on the show because I think it would improve their ratings.

Watch something else.

Actually, calling the host a mother makes the fetus a child, doesn't it? In which case you lose the argument that the fetus is not a child. After all, you can only be a mother of a living thing.

I didn't know it was HBO's job to ensure more young girls go into tech. Also, why would a young kid be watching this show?

We're pretty good at golf.

Are they still pissed over that 1950 Yelp review? First, it wasn't him. Second, get over that shit.

And watching Jason Priestly on old episodes of Beverly Hills 90210.

You're projecting. It's a funny joke. Own it.

That was actually pretty cool. Like if the Dan Band and Tenacious D were performing it.

I'm from jersey so this makes perfect sense.

Is it? Is it amazing? So cool.

So the "update" is that the story is false. Instead, take the story down or make the headline: "Space Jam 2 Starring LeBron James is not in the Works"

Just because it's been around doesn't mean it should be in a headline I. 2014 for a column. For example, a headline that read "Yeezus Ganks latest Jawn from Less Known Rapper" makes sense to some, but to most is gibberish.

Hey Manti. I'm with you with respect to this dude. Fuck him. That being said, I consider myself a happy person (wife, kids, career, home, pool, the American Dream) and I gotta say, there is a certain catharsis in letting loose on the Internet.

Adorbs? Are you fucking five?

Because you're pussies.

We invented dictionary.com. Oh, and the fucking internet.