you're an idiot.

Oprah used to do anything for money, just like all of us.

it's a good thing.

I know I shouldn't pity him... and I don't.

all these things make life better.

Darkwing Duck needs to be next.

Bill Belichick on Johnny Football: "does he even own a hoodie?"

Gaymers don't really care about this. I'm not offended. But Nintendo can't seem to get anything right if it isn't a pokemon or a legend of Zelda.

it's dangerous to go alone, take this!

Which one do you think Jada Pinkett Smith did?

This is probably the most exciting thing to happen in Edmonton since Gretzky. Seriously, that's an entire episode of Cops there.

What the hell else is there to do in Ohio? I'd be a stoner zombie too if I had to live in Cleveland.