So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

They keep it behind the counter, you have to show your driver’s license.

Read the ball out of the pitchers hand better than anyone on the Mets this year

Also, if young Jacques Pepin here couldn’t pull tail on tour then you can’t either, Bakelite.

After getting beat like that, I bet the Thunder wouldn’t be surprised if Oladipo leaves to join that kid’s AAU team.

C’mon man, show Isaiah Thomas some respect.

Could be the last decent block we get from a Jet in 2017...

He’s right, though. Draymond’s nut shots are all taken from an abiding sense of compassion.

“Too much fucking culture if you ask me”

Ballsy. Stupid but ballsy.

whoosh

Did Fagin really attempt to snub Walton, or was it more of an artful dodge?

*extremely confused voice* I AGREE WITH BILLY!

Reminder: Johnny Gaudreau was drafted 104th overall. Hockey scouting is basically Canadian astrology.

THE SILENCE...DEAR CHRIST THE SILENCE...YOU CAN HEAR A MAN’S SCREAMS ECHO FOR ETERNITY IN A PLACE LIKE THIS. IT CARRIES A WEIGHT WITH IT, A CERTAIN GRAVE RESPONSIBILITY TO MAINTAIN. THE SILENCE...MY GOD THE SILENCE...UNTIL A KICK, A FLASH OF PAIN, AND IT IS BROKEN. NUT SHOT.

In a strange turn of events, Matt Ryan said he will also be skipping the White House event.

I would go just so I could pull my hand back and slick back my hair right when Trump went to shake it. I’d be a hero to all the other secret detainees in Guantanamo.