You are absurd. Fuck off.

So don’t read the article. Were you forced to read it A Clockwork Orange style?

Again. Fuck Off.

Oh my god fuck off. You are seriously complaining about the article “spoiling” the trailer.

*Ron Howard voice-over*

No. The review clearly states that as time goes on they accumulate more and more people.

rapidly devolves into a violent nightmare of cannibalism, cultism, and genocide, gruesomely parodying the narrative of Christianity, from Genesis to the gospels.

im gonna wait a few years for the gritty reboot of it.