Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”

Counterpoint:

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

The whole point of doing it with the Cardinals is because of the smug “winning the right way” mantra. I don’t know a single Knicks fan who would say that the team manages or conducts itself “the right away”.

Thank you for participating.

“a mummified Peyton Manning”

And the Process proceeds exactly as planned...

Miko Grimes is smiling down from Heaven

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

Oh shut the fuck up. “I just really hate American soccer culture” is quite possibly the most insufferable thing I’ve ever read.

Holy crap, that is the most nuanced position I have heard from anybody. #Popovich2020! Make America have long term consistent success like the Spurs!!!

I can’t imagine how you could be a successful NBA coach without being sensitive of race relations in this country.

Best part is that it was on TV.

I think it was Trevor Noah who said a few weeks ago that the only person that either of these two could ever possibly beat in an election is each other.

Don’t worry, mods will fix this.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

Wait, whoa, XLI. The one where Prince unveiled that really strange erect penis guitar? (Er.. Erectapenis® Guitar) ... a lil' more to the right. A lil' more. Lil' more. 5½, there ya go.