The notion that Pachulia has the body control to, in the split second of a game situation, move his formless lump of human flesh into precisely the right position so as to have his foot precisely where Kawhi Leonard is going to land still remains an absurd premise. There are approximately 100 moments a game where guys…

I LOVE Magic Johnson as a player, but can you imagine his slow ass trying to guard KD?

I don’t remember. And just to be clear, I don’t think his incoherence is a viable defense at all. I think he should spend his precious few remaining days locked up.

Dude got what he deserved for hanging out in a place full of fat, white, old people sucking down shitty cocktails.

I can’t understand a goddamn thing he says, even in print. It’s just a bunch of incoherent words. Is he senile?

Speaking as a 37 year-old who is 6'5", used to be able to dunk quite easily, and now has destroyed knees, no. Not even close. Unless you’re Dominique Wilkins.

Not a supercar per se, but a lot of car for the cash and a V12. Faster, more comfy, and a droptop.

I’m not a Lebron fan. In fact, I’ve been a hater for most of his career (Pistons fan). But I like this aspect of him. Anybody who’s willing to expose the mindless stupidity of your average sports reporter’s boilerplate questions is good in my book.

I’m good at math, which is why I know that opting for long term loans with ridiculously low rates is the smart thing to do, even if you can “afford” a higher monthly payment.

I’m fine with the salary cap so long as we can put a salary cap on the owners too.

“Thank you for your email. I agree with you that this is very dangerous. We will be looking into this to determine who was driving during the recording of this video. 

Good idea. Just did.

Sent it to the city council email address this morning and one council member and the mayor have already replied saying they’ll forward it to the police.

I sent a link to the Vehicle Virgins video of him doing 100 mph on Huron River Dr. to the Michigan State Police. Hopefully they do something about it.

Nobody said this crash was his fault. Although his “good friend” probably felt emboldened to drive like an asshole after witnessing him do it.

It’s not clickbait. There’s literally a video from that channel where that douchebag is driving this exact same car like a douchebag. Doesn’t matter whether he owns it or not. He drove it and posted a video of it to his channel.

What a jackwagon. This is right by my house on a stretch of road I frequently ride my bike on with my kid on the back. The video posted is also on Huron River Dr. and also a 35 mph zone. I don’t generally wish ill on anyone but the most heinous assholes, but this guy is approaching that territory.

This article came out a year ago, but it’s an excellent rejoinder to this kind of moronic pablum. https://www.currentaffairs.org/2016/05/the-necessity-of-political-vulgarity

Always get gas with my kids in the car. No one wants kids.

We had an open campus in high school so we went out to eat pretty much every day. My rail-thin buddy would regularly destroy two footlong meatball subs from Subway.