“Worked for Clue!”

I bet he is telling Jesus to go home and get his shine box right now.

Messi is one of the greatest ever, but can someone stop writing puff pieces about a club that breaks financial fair play and tampers with other teams players at will? This club is a disgrace.

So long as the villain isn’t the Hand this show will be alright.

I thought that was the viewer; up yours, Girls viewers!

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

a nude public burning, perhaps? asking for a friend

Who’s a good giant mutant dog? Who’s a good giant mutant dog?

No, they’re only making fun of people who think this is true.

The one thing I’ve learned from this transfer window is that just about every single European reporter on the transfer market beat rarely if ever has genuinely accurate information and generally let themselves be used as mouthpieces for whoever they have access to. Reminds me of all the smokescreens that go up in the…

“I learn from the drivers around me and they learn from me—not just how to get faster, but how to be better, more respectful racers.”

Followed IMMEDIATELY by mocking the same people who are trying to give her advice because they finished behind her. yeah - class. 

Poor thing. Is she going to be okay?

So much for he who passed the sentence should swing the sword, SMDH.

No doubt the crowd will turn against Floyd. He has a lot of trouble reading the room.

If Mayweather simply pretends McGregor is a woman, he should have no problem beating the daylights out of him.

I think map makers in games are underrated in general. Look at the World of Warcraft map. All that topology has to be translated from the in game environment into the map that they put in game. That’s a nice level of coordination between multiple teams to get it working.

The true test will be if Wankchester signs up for another blue away jersey. They want to be Chelsea so bad they can taste it!

That face. That is the face of a man smelling his own fart, undecided yet if he likes it, but definitely ready to breathe in more to be certain. Peak Mou.

do these guys get a paycheck or is everything under the table?