Just dumpstered this game yesterday. Fuck APEX missions, fuck the loot systems, fuck the singleplayer, fuck everything about Andromeda. Even the good stuff is bogged down by the shit around it.

Maybe you Messi fanboys should have given old Neymar just a little bit more credit when you had the chance...

Can’t wait for the final weekend in August when Billy can tell us the EPL title is decided since one of City/United/Chelsea is leading the table by 3 points.

Hey, I finally have a least favorite EPL team.

“All I’m saying is if you need somebody to help you, I’m happy to keep your boy warm ...”

why do you always feel the need to put Messi’s dick in your mouth?

In a way, Neymar is the perfect PSG player. Very flashy, lots of talent, shits the bed when it counts.

Instead of building a team in a sensible way, we are looking for old vacuum cleaners.

‘Barca fans, the Cardinals fans of soccer.

My money is on bad acting. Mostly by Emilia Clarke, who can’t act her way out of a paper bag.

On Bran: right?! Like, seriously, what the fuck was that? “It’s snowing, just like that day...it was beautiful...you, in your wedding white...I’m talking about when you got brutally raped btw...I saw it, with my magical eye...I’m the Three-Eyed Raven...don’t ask me to explain, it’s too complicated for you ” Dafuq!

The most laughable part of this whole episode was the post-episode commentary telling us how riveting the meeting of Ice and Fire was when in reality it was the wet blanket one expected it to be when Pouty McPoutersen and Starey McStarey finally met.

Dump the asshole who yanks the cup out of her hand to take credit for the ball. Believe me, he’ll only become more of a controlling asshole, not less.

I’m assuming that’s a typo and you meant the guy sitting next to her?

Third wheel? Last I checked they lost La Liga by 1 point. We’ve been hearing the death of Barca since Pep Guardiola left and we won a UCL since then and two La Ligas. Madrid wins one La Liga in almost a decade and suddenly Barca is dead?

Real Madrid made €110 million yesterday by selling two bench players. Let that sink in for a moment. 

Meanwhile in the real world, it’s July 20th and three of the four biggest rumored names to move (Lukaku, Morata, and Lacazette) are already signed for their new clubs.

But wait, crazy run of striker signings incoming, amirite?!

Shit, that was Rocky II.