Truly, Team No One.

Me irl:

He’s on for 2 years at 150K/week. He had 18 months at 230K/week left on his United deal. I wish I had the financial flexibility to surrender 80K/week in wages.

if its the Ezio arc count me in.

Sir is a title, not a name, for chrissakes.

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

I blame the mismanagement, but I also blame the gamers.

Man, for $100M I’ll take his place and suffer the beating.

The Catholic Church has the biggest grift of all time. Pray to God, give the man “representing” him money and maybe you will go to heaven. If you give him more however, you are upping your chances. A religion with the largest wealth ever amassed and yet they tell their people to live in poverty, tithe and just be…

However, the only other woman currently in the core cast—or “family” in Fast and the Furious parlance

This is Jezebel, men are inherently evil and/or worthless. No point mentioning them.

Hopefully this will open her eyes to the absurdity of believing in an invisible sky-god. Hopefully this will reveal to her the deep-seated bigotry and hatred that underlies the vast majority of religions. Hopefully this will make her realize that what they preach is not what they practice. Hopefully she will go on…

I hope McGregor reads this and someone gives Mayweather the gist of it.

Best solution: make ball-hawking punishable by being beaten by everyone in the stadium.

Zack Hample gets denied even getting blue balls. This is not surprising.

That’s a nice way to lie to yourself. History is written by the victors, you know.

Does it include the slaughter of thousands of native inhabitants concluded by banishing the remaining native population into reservations(which is clearly an euphemism)? Or do you just act like it’s your country all the way?

It takes a pretty fucked up story for Berlusconi to come off as kind and generous.