Please forgive my ignorance — I don’t watch UFC matches and I am not sure if this is how all of them are.... but it seems like they called the fight VERY fast. How do they determine she was knocked out so fast, I guess, is my actual question?

I used to work with the developmentally challenged and was taking a piss when I heard the girl in the stall next to me giving her shit a pep talk to come out and I felt bad for thinking it was the funniest thing ever.

I just did some light researching. This is... eye opening at the least.

Wow. It never occurred to me that there are for profit jails.

As someone with a baker’s dozen of nieces and nephews, most of which are between 3 and 12 years old... I’ve been to my fair share of packed restaurants with hordes of screaming children.

Penzeys Turkish seasoning for the win!

I feel like these are all meat and potatoes, where is the adventure? It’s a chip! Make it taste like a different snack. Make it taste like a pretzel. A soft pretzel with gross / delicious cheese topping from the movie theater. Or make it taste like Sponch! That’s a thing that my husband refuses to let me buy because…

Upon exiting said station, tray of drinks in hand, I turned to face the table and saw a scene I will never forget. The 3 year-old boy was standing on his chair, pants down around his ankles, peeing. Directly into a cup. Grandma is seated next to him holding said cup. In the middle of the full dining room.

What does one have to do with the other? This article could have just been “Bobby Brown welcomes baby girl” and, if for some bizarre reason, you felt the need to still remind everyone that his first daughter is dying, that could be a short addition to the end of the article. “Bobbi Kristina remains in hospice.” What…

Between you and the other commenter we should just party up and stick to our classes!

One of these days I’ll make a Diablo character that isn’t a wizard. I SWEAR.

I own over 100 indie games and I'm hoping they transfer at some point.

If you say the wrong thing, you are suddenly racist. Just like if you murder a bunch of people you’re suddenly a serial killer. And if you eat four pounds of candy, you’re suddenly on a sugar high. I’m white. I know that if I say “the wrong thing” that I will be perceived as racist. But I’m not racist so I don’t say…

Why would you wreck the ongoing flying monkeys scene just to see a disappointing end?

Knowing what I do about Bangor, Maine, I will assume Julie Gaffney will be in attendance at his funeral.

I think Kesha’s creepy ass baby phone is more interesting than her outfit, which looks like a stage from Kirby’s Dream Land (I dig it).

THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS

I know someone who was a competitive eater, and I could not watch it. But I’m also the type of person that has issues with the sounds people make when they chew regularly (not that I ever complain, I just internally cringe and go about my day), so maybe that’s why I can’t watch it.

I recently got into a debate with a relative over this particular case, where that relative said if he owned a bakery and he was approached for a cake by a same sex couple and he felt it challenged his religious beliefs, he thinks its his right to say no, because he doesn’t want to contribute to a ceremony that his…

I’ve reported quite a few things in my time, one was a comment that was suggestive that the original poster should take pills to overdose. They don’t care unless it’s tits.