Next season on GIRLS: Hannah starts working at a cotton candy factory and falls in while giving a tour to a group of high school classmates that made fun of her then (and now).

Also, Saz's is super overrated.

There's a diner in Milwaukee that has a deep fried ball of Thanksgiving dinner. And it's served with beer-braised brussels sprouts. Wisconsin is the best.

Wrong. Strawberry flavored anything is an abomination to the true awesomeness of actual strawberries. Neapolitan ice cream is awful. Viva Spumoni.

They serve a caramel apple bacon swiss burger around here and initially the thought seems awful but it ended up being amazing.

I almost want to try this.

Fair point.

Almond butter and mozzarella. Trust me.

To begin, acquire squid. A pound of it will appetize a half-dozen people, no problem.

Stigmata marinara?

Sometimes I feel like a jerk, but I guess I'd rather be equal. So I can't be any kind of genderist.

I just want some pizza and a hug.

So it's okay to objectify cartoon men — because real women get objectified too much? That's some flawed logic right there.

The negative responses you receive from women here are why I am a woman and can't be a feminist.

By the way, lovely women who don't care about bigfatweirdo's opinion, by posting shit like this article — you're doing my gender a disservice. You have your own cutesy little blog where it's "Girls Only" and then sexualize…

John Smith wasn't American.

Chris Pratt is the new Jason Segel.


(And by that I mean I would do all sorts of nastilicious things to him if he wasn't married.)

I've said the same exact thing. I feel less weird for it now.

So if I wear a NY Rangers jersey when I visit York, England, I'm a dick, right?