If people are going to jail for animal neglect for forcing vegan diets on their Cats and Dogs this woman deserves at least that much for child endangerment.

I haven’t booted up the app in over a month. I’ve gained 30 pounds.

Trump casts WALL OF TEXT.

WALL OF TEXT crits America for 99999.

I mean... if he had tucked and ran he might have actually made it... More likely outcome though:

Here’s his older brother:

Other Pro tip: On alts you only need to quest up to friendly with each zone’s faction. Once you have unlocked world quests you can tackle content at your leisure.

That’s what I’ve been doing with my alts. All of the zones are half finished, but world quests are unlocked. If the emissary quest for the day sends me…

Here’s the solution. Are you ready for this? If you get the ball through the uprights on a kickoff, you get 1 point. This would allow for the kicker to make a difference and adds a ton more intrigue to the game overall because the odd scores that result would incentivize more teams to go for 2 after touchdowns.

Oregon could go 1-11 and I’d be happy as long as the 1 is UW.

I liken this to the botched onside kick call in 2006 that awarded the ball to Oregon when Oklahoma clearly recovered the ball. Oregon scored to take a lead (On that drive Oklahoma dropped a sure interception and committed two pass interference penalties on 3rd down.) Oklahoma got the ball back, and returned the…

Sean Mannion is arguably the best QB on that team. He has the best arm, and can actually read the field. I think Jeff Fisher is simply blind deaf and stupid.

That’s just amazing.

Having to register as a sex offender will prevent him from using his Stanford degree for anything meaningful. Any place that employs anyone under 18 won’t hire a registered sex offender.

Doesn’t he also have to go door to door and let his neighbors know what he looks like?

I worked at a Cinemark Theater for 8 years. I was offered a management position which at the time would have been a life changing career move for me. I was told I needed to fill out some paperwork and open my availability to 40 hours a week. At this time, I quit my second minimum wage graveyard shift job and started…

I thought Disney and Netflix had some exclusive deal starting this month?

Or... are the injuries faked too? And the entire plotline is a giant long con. And this will lead to Bryan showing back up to take the title from the Miz and retire as the champion?

This is an accurate assessment. Defense has always been a weakness. But giving up long drives doesn’t matter when the offense is up 28-7 with a ToP of 5:34 at HALFTIME. Teams beat Oregon by dictating tempo (Stanford 2012, Ohio St 2009, 2014, Auburn 2010, Arizona 2014). Teams blow out Oregon when they are going up…

Oregon has consistently covered up its shoddy defense with exceptional quarterback play. Since 2007, Oregon has had tempo on their side and faltered only when there were issues at quarterback.

No he won’t. He’s probably more famous then he ever was. His next step will be to dictate a memoir about his exploits. This book will likely end up on the New York Times best seller lists.

“I Didn’t Pee In the Pool and Other Lies I’ve Told” by Ryan Lochte. Edited by George R.R. Martin.

I would love some sort of major ESports lead up to the Olympics. Embrace the gaming crowd. Come for League of Legends, stay for Track and Field.

I just turned 34. I’ve been at my current employer for a little over a year. I landed this job after being laid off (From a job I loved) and unemployed for 6 weeks. I have student loans I’ve been chipping away at for over 10 years now. I have more money saved up than I ever have, but I absolutely hate my job. I’m good…