Aren't you supposed to be looking at the lens when your photo is being taken?

Flew to Texas to buy 5 large boxes of fireworks well beyond California legal limits. I shipped them home. FedEx 'knew' what they were but shipped them because it was me, I was told later in life. We set up a tent early in the day on a Santa Cruz beach. We wrapped all the fireworks with birthday wrapping, bows and…

Flew to Texas to buy 5 large boxes of fireworks well beyond California legal limits. I shipped them home. FedEx 'knew' what they were but shipped them because it was me, I was told later in life. We set up a tent early in the day on a Santa Cruz beach. We wrapped all the fireworks with birthday wrapping, bows and…

A couple of years ago 2 Los Altos police officers stopped my wife and I from leaving Marie Calendars (thick split pea soup on Tuesdays) to question us about a sheet of four $2 bills I'd sold some ladies for $5. The cops were made quite a comedy team, one tall, the other short and pudgy. One never knew who I was and…

This is a very accurate reflection of how Jobs thought. He might have become a designer of electronics but it didn't make sense after he met me. As a result of this lucky partnership, Steve always wanted products for people like himself, not real geeks. He spoke ideas like this to and around me and they struck deep in…

I have to sympathize a little. Once at the end of a TED conference, in a meaningful commentary by Chris Anderson, my iPhone started playing music at full volume. In a panic I put the iPhone in mute (it already was there) and turned the iPhone off, but the music kept playing. I launched the iPod music player and may…

But I'm THE WOZ so I won't. I recently had a horrific time unlocking some iPhones with very poor communication from Apple. I did email Tim Cook about it but insisted that I don't get any special attention because I want to go through what all the normal people do.

I won't take that sort of special privilege. Well, actually I will take it when they want to do it but I wouldh never pursue it or ask for it on my own. A guy on my street did come up with a deal but we'd all have to pay a bit and so far only he and I want to chip in. That's for cable to be run to us.

Correct…Verizon isn't in Australia so it's a reasonable error on their part.

Like Rainbow roses.