I can't imagine ever doing anything that noble in my life.

Or a Macy's gift card...

Sorry...was up until past 2 AM and slept in a bit today...

Thanks, Jesus.

ha ha ha

I recall reading an idea about a supernova that occurred in roughly June, 2 AD (some time about 2 years off) that might explain a bright light.

Miley must have approved the doll, for money, right?

Guns don't kill people. Bullets do. Maybe we could restrict bullets.

I want to speak "navigate to San Mateo events center"...Android and Apple maps let me do this.

Gotta work in Lindsay Lohen somewhere...

Not always user error. Did the reverse once. Filling my Hummer (diesel) the station in Reno had a green handle (diesel) on regular gas. A week later they had that handle covered up with a bag.

Today we played the game where everyone puts their cell phone in the middle of a restaurant table and if anyone answers a call they pay. My brother in law contributed the old RAZR phone. I did judge him slightly. I didn't judge him or having that phone as good or bad. But I did infer other things about him and his…

Tim would be recognized everywhere if he went on Dancing With The Stars.

It's good to know that the Taliban are just like the rest of us.

Best post of all!

Here are stickers that I like to deposit in airplane lavatories.

It's very simple. Lawyers make 10x what engineers make.

Tried it and had symptoms similar to bird flu...labored breathing, coughing, headache, sweating, feeling faint, eyes watering, nose bleeding. I used flaming hot cheetos by the way.

maybe it was email with groups

Actually, the experience I spoke of was in Australia, where I was when iOS 6 was introduced and where I still am. But the bloggers have put exaggeration upon exaggeration. I commented to a reporter that things that got a lot of complaints (antennagate) didn't really bother me so it might be overblown but that I'd have…